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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

when you eat on the penis

sometimes i feel like  a nut
sometimes i bust one
sometiems i sometizzzzz
trolls from lord of the rings.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Origination of two Crystal Casltes Songs

Isn't Whiskey just wonderfull?


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This song composes the main seg's of Violent Dreams And Vietnam from CRYSTAL CASTLES II.



Amazing album.
nice to hear where they come from

Thursday, November 4, 2010

new stuff and exp. re: my absence OR a definate baaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww moment.

been busy as hell lately, will return to Blogger soon. my sincere apologies to everyone for being gone so long, just haven't had the time, etc etc.
In the meantime do enjoy my favorite movie ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ostgqhDjIo&p=57A556AD2EDD4470&feature=BF&index=35


it's the most horrific, touching, emotionally moving thing(song, book, poem, movie, whathaveyou) ever. No lie, everytime i see it i have to laugh, because otherwise i'd just kill myself.

I think that's a sign of a well made film.
It creates so strong of an emotional response that you don't know how to respond.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Deal With It

Music and Vid by me
With brohams and my dog.
tilt your head back and accept it.\

Monday, October 18, 2010

1.4 Kurt and The Velociraptor

Kurt awoke an hour later on the bench weary and hungover to find a Velociraptor peering down at him.
"What is you doin in my house yo?" She said with a heavy Bronx accent.
Kurt looked down at the Ty-dye bench perplexed and replied, "I didn't know this was any one's house... it's a bench isn't it? Not a house..."
The lady raptor snorted in annoyance and bent over to fish several personal belongings from underneath the bench.
"Dis where I keep my Tic Tac's an Laser Gun, whatchu thinkin stoopid?"
Kurt, realizing he'd offended the mighty beast quickly jumped to his feet and licked her snout, a sign of apology amongst Velociraptors. She accepted his apology by reciting a line from Three's Company.
"I'm still mad at u n shit tho" She said.
"Well how about this then," Kurt said, "I go on a lot of adventures and i think it would be just swell if you joined me."
"But i hate you." The raptor replied.
"Hmm... Well, If you go on adventures with me I'll buy you Cherry flavored Tic Tac's" Kurt ventured, hoping she would bite.
She did.
Literally.
And Kurt, though bleeding profusely from his dinosaur wound was very relieved for amongst the noble Velociraptor a bite to the prostate was a way of saying, "Sure! I'd love to go on adventures with you, let me put away my Tic Tac's and Laser Gun and we can be on our way. Also, my name is Madison."
Kurt jumped atop Madison's scaly back and the two rode off together, he wondered what sort of erotic adventures he would embark upon with his new lady friend.